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Sorry Paranormal Activity 3 people, but your movie sucked so bad that I was literally compelled to make this video trashing it. Siskel: Welcome to Siskel and Eberts at the Movies Ebert: Tonight we are going to review Paranormal Activity 3 Ebert: The first thing I want to say is Paranormal Activity 3 sucked. It should have been called Paranormal Inactivity Siskel: Yes because nothing ever happened! I will only call this movie a suspense movie because I waited in suspense the whole entire movie for anything to happen Ebert: and nothing ever did! Sikel: Anyway, I want you all to know. I came back to life to warn everyone not to see this movie so you won't be bored to Death and let me tell you something about death. Death is boring. Maybe a little less boring than this Movie, but still very boring. with nothing to do, but look for brains to eat. Plus there's no more sex after death and Even if you masterbate very carefully your Zombie Penis will still fall off. Ebert: My Advice, You should save your money and buy a sleeping pill. Because watching this movie will have the same effect. Sleep. Siskel: Yes If this movie were around a year ago Michael Jackson could have watched it fell asleep and he would still be alive today! Ebert: Also, The movie Plot is slower and more painful than cancer. Believe me I know!!! Siskel: The scariest part of the Movie wasn't even the Ghost Ebert: Spoiler alert Siskel: The scariest part of the Movie was when the mom threw on a Halloween mask and ...