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FREE DOWNLOAD OF THE SONG @ http://www.purevolume.com/JarrettSorko (where the song is in the playlist click on the blue writing that says "Free .mp3" and it will download)***I do apologize for lack of my usual racist, foul, and creative humour but I'm trying to get this song played on a local radio station.***If you'd like to hear this song on 89x please email any of the following people with the link of this video and ask them to start playing the "Windsor Rap":Jay Hud: homeboy@89xradio.com &/or jay@89xradio.comDave & Chuck the Freak: dave@89xradio.com &/or chuck@89xradio.comCheck me out @http://www.twitter.com/jarrettsorkohttp://www.facebook.com/jarrettsorkoLyrics:I was born in this city, south of DetroitWe're actually south of America, uh ya that's rightWe pioneered lasik, so our vision's fakeThe only thing fresh about us is our fresh water lake.We get cold in the winter, and hot in the summerThe pollution's pretty bad so I don't care if you drive a hummerSo go to Jack Miner's, that's where the geese flyOr go downtown and see Feather Hat GuyFreedom Fest fireworks are not something to missThere's no jobs in the city cause the economy is shh...Dude be quiet, I've got a phone call to deliverAh man I've got bad reception, because I'm at the riverSo yo (yo) I'm from Windsor dudeWe don't have polar bears, we don't have igloosWe're just chilling down here, at the bottom of OntarioAnd when we're bored, we like to spell things in out Cherrios...(Uhh... what's that say? Ohhhh.....)There's Detroit on the skyline, Detroit on the riverThe only place we've got our name University of WindsorWith excess sodium chloride, we're a big salt supplierAnd Windsor must have swallowed a candle, because we all spit fireIt's a blizzard outside, but we'll still go to schoolI've got more lines than our Tim Horton's drive thruIf you're under 19, there's nothing to doAnd if you're over 19, there's nothing to doA vowel, a vision, a motion on a boat (EC Row)We're bilingual, so we can live in a house or a chateauDo you know Hiram Walker? He makes our whiskey,Too bad I can't afford any because of HSTPopulation: mixed palette. Water front: aquamarine.And if you want to give me a call, don't forget to dial five nineteen. (or 226)I've got maple syrup in my veins, a born and bread CanuckAnd winter is the only time I ever give a... homeless person money.So yo (yo) I'm from Windsor dudeWe don't have polar bears, we don't have igloosWe're just chilling down here, at the bottom of OntarioOnly 364 days out of the year are the roads covered in snow(And that's on a leap year)If you want a pizza, I'd say Little CeasarsIf you want a salad, I'd say ceasarIf you want to go gambling, I'd say CeasarsIf you want to rule a Roman empire, we don't do that hereEverybody gets in hockey fights, we all hate the refereeAs for the cuts and bruises, whatever, health care is freeWe can drink at 19, our money has a queen,And women here can go topless and the police won't interveneWe all go apple picking, we've got farms nearbyWe celebrate Canada Day, not the 4th of JulyEveryone knows Colasanti's has the best donuts in the worldOne thing I noticed ABOOT Windsor is we have a lot of squirrelsSo clap (clap) if you play roll up the rimAnd shout (shout) if your only Shady is SlimAnd dance (dance) if the police caught you speedingAnd jump (jump) if you consider going on the internet readingAnd yell (yell) if you spell it colour not colorAnd next time you see me, give me a dollar... What? I'm allowed to trySo yo (yo) I'm from Windsor dudeWe don't have polar bears, we don't have igloosWe're just chilling down here, at the bottom of OntarioAnd when we're bored we like to play "Worst Case Scenario"(And the worst case is always being born in Harrow...)